Confused AI T-Shirt
Confused AI T-Shirt
Artificial intelligence. Entirely familiar confusion. A small robot with a manual and a questioning look gives the unreliable-brain feeling a warmly mechanical companion.
Gildan Softstyle® 64000
- Lightweight ring-spun cotton; grey and heather blends vary.
- Modern classic unisex fit.
- Crew neckline and tear-away label.
Printed to order. Processing: 2–14 days, plus delivery. Delivery details · Free standard UK shipping on orders £75+; free standard US shipping on orders US$99+.
Printed to Order
30-Day Return Requests
Tracked Dispatch
About this design, fabric & care
Artificial intelligence. Entirely familiar confusion. A small robot with a manual and a questioning look gives the unreliable-brain feeling a warmly mechanical companion.
From Unreliable Juice Club: dry humour for busy minds, changing moods and social batteries with no warranty.
The T-shirt
- Gildan Softstyle® 64000 · lightweight 153 g/m² fabric.
- Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline.
- Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colours: 35% cotton / 65% polyester; Sport Grey and antique shades: 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Graphite Heather: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
- Tear-away label, ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders.
Fit: Check the size guide against a T-shirt you already like wearing. Available sizes and colours are shown in the selector.
Care: Machine wash cold, up to 30°C, with similar colours. Do not bleach or dry clean. Tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print.
Production & delivery
Your tee is printed after you order. Processing usually takes 2–14 days; delivery time is additional. UK delivery is typically 2–5 business days after dispatch; international delivery is typically 4–15 business days. We’ll email tracking details when your order is dispatched.
Free standard UK shipping applies to orders of £75 or more; free standard US shipping applies to orders of US$99 or more. Standard delivery below those thresholds is £4.95 in the UK or US$4.95 in the USA. Other delivery charges are calculated at checkout. Read the shipping policy.
Returns & help
You can request a return within 30 days of delivery, subject to the returns policy. Contact support@dachsnoir.com before sending anything back. Return eligibility and any postage costs depend on the reason for the return.
If an item arrives wrong, damaged or faulty, contact us so we can help.
A few useful answers.
Questions are welcome. Small talk is optional. support@dachsnoir.com
Returns, without the mystery.
You can request a return within 30 days of delivery. Eligibility and return postage depend on the item and the reason. Email us before sending anything back.
Read the 30-day returns policySomething not quite right?
Wrong item, damage or a fault? Send your order number and a clear photo. We’ll look into it and explain the next step.
Get help with your orderIs this a women’s or unisex fit?
This is a Gildan Softstyle® 64000: a lightweight unisex tee with a classic fit.
Check the size guide beside the size selector against a T-shirt you already like wearing. Familiar measurements beat optimistic guessing.
How should I wash it?
Wash inside out on a cold, gentle cycle with similar colours. Hang dry or tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and keep the iron off the print. Follow the garment’s care label; cotton prefers the heat turned down.
When will my order arrive?
Your tee is printed after you order. Processing usually takes 2–14 days, then delivery is typically 2–5 business days in the UK or 4–15 business days internationally. These are estimates, not a next-day promise. We’ll email tracking details after dispatch.
How much is delivery?
UK standard delivery is £4.95, or free on orders £75+. US standard delivery is US$4.95, or free on orders US$99+. Thresholds apply after discounts, excluding shipping and taxes. Other destinations are calculated at checkout.
See delivery detailsWhat if I change my mind or choose the wrong size?
Contact support@dachsnoir.com within 30 days of delivery to request a return or ask about exchange options. Please wait for instructions before posting anything. Eligible returns must meet the condition requirements in our policy; change-of-mind return postage is normally yours. For a wrong, damaged or faulty item, contact us so we can help. Your statutory rights are unaffected.
Read the 30-day returns policyCan I buy it as a gift?
Absolutely. A very specific sense of humour travels well. Compare the size guide with a tee the recipient already owns, allow time for printing and delivery, and remember that the 30-day return-request window starts at delivery.